You can't buy this
You can't buy this
You can't buy this
You can't buy this
My, my, my, my
receipt hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh, my Lord
F@*k you for stealing from me
With a mind to worry and acknowledge defeat"
It feels like crap when you’re broke
A super store that makes me choke
And I'm known as a needy guy
And these groceries, uh, you can't buy
I told you, ho bo
You can't buy this
Yeah, that's how we’re cravin', and ya know
You can't buy this
Look in my wallet, man
You can't buy this
Yo, let me spend my last few cents
You can't buy this
Fresh new potatoes and leek
A real bargain is what I seek
Now you know you wanna snap up
So, move outta your seat
And get a beer girl
And wheel and deal surprisingly cheap
While money’s rolling
Hold on
Pump and dump and make some millies
Like that, like that
Walk into a department store
Let 'em know shrinkflation ain’t cool
And this is a deal, uh, they can't buy
Yo, I told you
You can't buy this
What you spending there, man?
You can't buy this
Yo, that’s the sound of an empty purse, sucker
You can't buy this
Stop! Hammertime!